May 2012
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YEAHHHH: “Jade?Alexander?Do you remember that... →
trexsayshello:
“Jade? Alexander? Do you remember that day you fell out of my window? I sure do, you came jumping out after me. Well, you fell on the concrete and nearly broke your ass and you were bleeding all over the place and I rushed you off to the hospital. Do you remember that? Yes, I do. Well, there’s something
my jam
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The only way I stay skinny is by pooping alot.
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…..A Cinnabon. That’s all I want. NOW.
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I’m hungry, but I don’t know what for……
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women don't have to:
be thin
have a vagina
give birth
cook for you
have long hair
be a human
wear makeup
have sex with you
be feminine
be graceful
shave
be white
diet
be fashionable
wear pink
love men
love pickles
be the media’s idea of perfection
listen to your bullshit
Nuke the East Coast.
unrulyhooly:
Prevent Zombie Apocalypse now.
wiser words have never been said.
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Yo, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros new cd is phenomenal. Listen to it ASAP.
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
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Reblog this if you like boobs
easyeasters:
Butts>boobs all day everyday
preach it ^
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heyfunniest:
a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
lol
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I dreamt about some girl.
I don’t remember anything about her.
But she’s the girl of my dreams.
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Whales are cool.
And exploring the unseen parts of the ocean is crazy.
unrulyhooly:
I need all the food in the universe right now.
honestly.