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YEAHHHH: “Jade?”“Alexander?”“Do you remember that... →
trexsayshello: “Jade?” “Alexander?” “Do you remember that day you fell out of my window?” “I sure do, you came jumping out after me.” “Well, you fell on the concrete and nearly broke your ass and you were bleeding all over the place and I rushed you off to the hospital. Do you remember that?” “Yes, I do.” “Well, there’s something my jam
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The only way I stay skinny is by pooping alot. 
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…..A Cinnabon. That’s all I want. NOW. 
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I’m hungry, but I don’t know what for……
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women don't have to:
be thin have a vagina give birth cook for you have long hair be a human wear makeup have sex with you be feminine be graceful shave be white diet be fashionable wear pink love men love pickles be the media’s idea of perfection listen to your bullshit
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Nuke the East Coast.
unrulyhooly: Prevent Zombie Apocalypse now. wiser words have never been said.
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Yo, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros new cd is phenomenal. Listen to it ASAP.
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
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Reblog this if you like boobs
easyeasters: Butts>boobs all day everyday preach it ^
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heyfunniest: a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!! lol
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I dreamt about some girl. I don’t remember anything about her. But she’s the girl of my dreams. 
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Whales are cool. And exploring the unseen parts of the ocean is crazy. 
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unrulyhooly: I need all the food in the universe right now. honestly.
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