I laughed at this video for like 30 minutes last night
Holy shit I never actually cry but I’m crying.
Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn
100% on my top 5 babe list ever.
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
baggins in the streets but a took in the sheets
best of Tumblr.
this thing is my favorite thing
this woman didnt want to take a picture with me but i loved her and love always prevails.